Do you got plans tonight?
That first gif should be illegal
The first gift is staring into my soul
zoinks!
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“ youre only bi because you cant choose a side. ”
yeah? youre 100% correct. i cant choose a side. and why should i have to? boys smell nice and can lift me up like a weigh nothing, and girls also smell nice and i can lift them up like they weigh nothing. i can cuddle with both, i can bake cookies with both, i can go on cute coffee dates with both.
anything i enjoy doing in a relationship with a guy? can also be done with a girl? wow? isnt that fascinating?
i dont have to pick one. all is good. ill take both.
The Best Lines From Infinity War (SPOILERS)
- “You really are the worst, brother.”
- “We have a Hulk.”
- “You will never be a god.”
- “Tony, you lost another super bot.”
- “Broke up? Like a band. Like the Beatles.”
“It means get lost Squidward!”
- “Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizard.”
- “Wong, you’re invited to my wedding.”
- “I should’ve stayed on the bus.”
- “He’s not a dude. You’re a dude. He is a man.”
- “Who are you kidding Quill? You are one sandwich away from fat.”
- “Like Kevin Bacon.”
- “Why does someone always have to die in this scenario.”
- “Damn it.”
“I like to think of myself as a titan-killing long term booty call.”
- “I know someone.”
“You can’t be friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, if there is no neighborhood.”
- “You’ve ever seen this really old movie Aliens?”
- “I never taught you how to lie that’s why you are so bad at it.”
- “Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.””
- “Thank you sweet rabbit.”
- “I do not want to hear another pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip.”
- “I’ll do you one better why is Gamora?”
“What am I supposed to say, Jesus?”
- “Get this man a shield!”
- “I’m sorry little one.”
- “Only if I die.”
- “You guys are so screwed!”
- “This is a friend of mine the tree.”
“I am Steve Rogers.”
- “Why was she up there all this time?”
- “She’s not alone.”
- “I don’t want to go.”
I’m using theses. Watch me
I NEED A VIDEO OF SEB WHILE HE IS DRIVING THE DAMN CAR, OR CHANGING THE GEAR WITH HIS AMAZING HANDS OR OR HOLDING THE DAMN WHEEL PLEASE
