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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“ youre only bi because you cant choose a side. ”

yeah? youre 100% correct. i cant choose a side. and why should i have to? boys smell nice and can lift me up like a weigh nothing, and girls also smell nice and i can lift them up like they weigh nothing. i can cuddle with both, i can bake cookies with both, i can go on cute coffee dates with both.

anything i enjoy doing in a relationship with a guy? can also be done with a girl? wow? isnt that fascinating?

i dont have to pick one. all is good. ill take both.

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The Best Lines From Infinity War (SPOILERS)

  • “You really are the worst, brother.”
  • “We have a Hulk.”
  • “You will never be a god.”
  • “Tony, you lost another super bot.”
  • “Broke up? Like a band. Like the Beatles.”

“It means get lost Squidward!”

  • “Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizard.”
  • “Wong, you’re invited to my wedding.”
  • “I should’ve stayed on the bus.”
  • “He’s not a dude. You’re a dude. He is a man.”
  • “Who are you kidding Quill? You are one sandwich away from fat.”
  • “Like Kevin Bacon.”
  • “Why does someone always have to die in this scenario.”
  • “Damn it.”

“I like to think of myself as a titan-killing long term booty call.”

  • “I know someone.”

“You can’t be friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, if there is no neighborhood.”

  • “You’ve ever seen this really old movie Aliens?”
  • “I never taught you how to lie that’s why you are so bad at it.”
  • “Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.””
  • “Thank you sweet rabbit.”
  • “I do not want to hear another pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip.”
  • “I’ll do you one better why is Gamora?”

“What am I supposed to say, Jesus?”

  • “Get this man a shield!”
  • “I’m sorry little one.”
  • “Only if I die.”
  • “You guys are so screwed!”
  • “This is a friend of mine the tree.”

“I am Steve Rogers.”

  • “Why was she up there all this time?”
  • “She’s not alone.”
  • “I don’t want to go.”
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